Terms and Conditions


How quickly do you process orders?

Your product will be printed on demand. We aim to process and dispatch all orders within 7 working days of order receipt. Typically mugs dispatch within 4 working days and textiles seven working days.

***Pandemic Update***

Currently preparation pre-dispatch is:

4 working days for 11oz ceramic mugs, prints, socks, morfs 

7 working days for enamel mugs, water bottles and textiles and is subject to change.

Where do you Deliver?

We can deliver worldwide, but if you get to the checkout and your destination isn’t there, do contact us and we will see what we can do for you. Unfortunately, we cannot deliver to The  Arctic, Antarctica, Iraq, Iran, Ukraine and North Korea.

***Pandemic Update***

This list may change at any time.

***Brexit Update***

We no longer deliver to the EU or EFTA or Northern Ireland. If by some chance an order was processed – we will refund in full but no item will be sent.

How much does delivery cost and how long will it take?

The delivery costs are calculated on weight, which are displayed at checkout,  the delivery options in addition to processing time are dependent on destination. Please note these are ESTIMATES:

***Pandemic Update***

Estimates below are based on non-pandemic circumstances and non Brexit circumstances and are subject to change, which is at the moment fluid as global postal services are facing severe delays.


Christmas 2020 delivery

All orders for Christmas 2020 must be placed before 9am GMT on the dates below. Unfortunately delivery before Christmas 2020 cannot be guaranteed.

25/11/2020 Africa, Asia, Caribbean, Central & South America, Far & Middle East
26/11/2020 Cyprus, Malta, Eastern Europe (except Slovakia), New Zealand, Turkey, Canada, Finland, Italy, Sweden
01/12/2020 Australia
03/12/2020 Austria, Denmark, Germany, Iceland, Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, Slovakia, Spain, Switzerland
03/12/2020 USA
06/12/2020 Belgium, France, Ireland, Luxembourg
07/12/2020 UK

UK (Excludes Northern Ireland)


1 – 3 days* Royal Mail RM 24
2 – 5 days* Royal Mail RM 48


1 – 3 days* Royal Mail RM 24 recorded
2 – 5 days* Royal Mail RM 48 recorded


1 – 2 days*  Courier DPD

United States of America


3 – 10 days*  USPS Tracked or untracked other


5 – 7 days* Courier DPD

Europe (Not EU or EFTA)


3 – 5 days*  Royal Mail 1st Class


3 – 5 days*  Royal Mail International Tracked


4 days*        Courier DPD   Albania, Andorra, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Georgia, Greenland, Hungary, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Macedonia, Moldova, Monaco, Montenegro, Russia, San Marino, Tajikistan, Turkey, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan
4 – 7 days*  Courier DPD   Serbia

Rest of the world (Not EU or EFTA or NI)


7- 10 days*  Royal Mail  International Not Tracked


7 – 10 days*   Royal Mail International Tracked

Courier – tracked or recorded or both, dependent on destination

5 – 7 days*      Courier DPD

*Business days (Monday – Friday) excluding Public Holidays.

What happens if my parcel does not arrive?

We so hope that this does not happen. But if it does we work within Royal Mail’s guidelines. Delayed post can not be declared missing (and therefore be refunded or replaced) until the following amount of working days has passed since postage:
UK 10 days * 
Europe (Non EU or EEA) 20 days*
Rest of the World  25 days*

*Business days (Monday – Friday) excluding Public Holidays

Import Duties or Taxes

We are not liable for all local import and/or customs taxes. These must be paid for buy the buyer.


If you are not satisfied with your order or want to cancel it, we will need to be informed within seven days from the date of delivery by email or by mail. Your statutory rights are not affected.
All returns must be returned unworn and unused in original packaging, then a full refund of products and outward postage will be reimbursed on receipt. You are responsible for the payment of return postage and tracking of any returned goods (retain your proof of postage, we recommend recorded delivery for fragile or expensive returns).

Faulty or damaged items

We really hope nothing is untoward but if before 30 days after your delivery, your item is faulty, please contact us my mail or email with a photo of the item and we can assess.

What we cant accept as a return

Product issues due to wear and tear.

Misused products.

Products, where the care instructions have not been followed.

Products not in their original packaging.

Always follow the care instructions.

What you are responsible for

The goods until they are returned to us.

The full price of the return postage, this includes any tracking service or insurance.

Ensuring the returned products are appropriately packaged and are undamaged in original unopened packaging and unused.

Ensuring the package is returned, we advise you track your parcel and retain all receipts. For expensive items, you may wish to insure (at your own cost).

When you become responsible for the goods?

Goods will be your responsibility from the time we deliver the product to the address you gave us.

Discount Voucher Codes

Please note a discount code can only be used once per customer. We reserve the right to cancel orders in the event of abuse.

Governing Law and Jurisdiction

This Agreement will be governed by and construed in accordance with English law and you will submit to the non-exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of England.

About Us

The illustrations and designs are all by the artist Samantha Lodge. We hope you find them fun and bring you as much laughter as they have brought whilst creating them.
If you have suggestions or comments please email contact us at:
Tel: 01252 819592
Email: [email protected]

Pre-dispatch Processing Time

We usually process your order within 4 -7  working days. In we are experiencing an unusual high demand and cannot fulfill the order within this period, we will email you with a revised dispatch date or the option to place on back order or cancel your order.

Back Orders

If your item is not in stock, we can offer you a back order. If you don’t want to wait, we will offer a full refund.


Newsletter Subscription

We will collect the following information:  your name and email.

When you subscribe to our newsletter you are agreeing your  personal data to be transferred to MailChimp and processed by MailChimp. The data sored will only be used to create and use distribution lists, send marketing email campaigns, and place online advertisements.

You may unsubscribe at anytime – either by clicking the link on any emails or, you can email us.

Account Setup

We will collect the following information about you: your name, email and password.

Product Purchase

We will collect the following information about you: postal address including company name, billing and delivery addresses, telephone number, e-mail address,  purchases and orders.

When you buy a product you are only agreeing to your name, delivery address, product and purchase price only will to be passed to our manufacturer. No card details will be sent to the manufacturer.


We do not knowingly collect data relating to children. This website is not for children.

We will also collect:

– your survey responses,

– your correspondence with us, written and electronic.


During a competition, we will collect will collect the following information about you (but not limited to):
– your postal address (to be used to deliver a prize – this will be shared with our manufacturer in order for you to receive your prize),  your telephone number. your e-mail address.

When you enter a competition you are agreeing your personal data to be transferred to MailChimp and processed by MailChimp. The data stored will only be used to create and use distribution lists, send marketing email campaigns, and place online advertisements.

Following the competition, only your name and email will be retained and all other data will be deleted following prize dispatch.

You may unsubscribe at anytime – either by clicking the link on any emails or, you can email us.


From time to time we may put links to other sites on our site. We are not liable in anyway, for the content, services or products supplied by these sites , and are for information only.

Remittance Terms

We accept PayPal only.


Only one coupon can be used with each order.

Contacting Us

If you need to reach us, please email us on [email protected], alternatively, you can call on 01252 819592 or write to us at: 8 Mill Corner, Fleet, Hampshire GU51 2UX.